Monday, May 28, 2007

The Grudge 2

I just finished watching The Grudge 2.
I am at a loss for words.
Terrible comes to mind.
Lousy.
Shithouse.
Nonsensical.
Inconsistent.
Baffling.
Stupid.
Horrible.
Lame.
Fucking fucking fucking fucking shit.
Honestly, it is one of the worst movies I have seen in a long, long, long time. Honestly.
And The Grudge was awesome. Creepy, cool, generally awesome.
The Grudge 2 ruined it by changing the story. Suddenly the curse wasn't created because of a violent murder, but because she was possessed as a child.
Stupid.
And to make matters worse, the Grudge 2 actually consists of two stories, set 2 years apart, that don't overlap at all (the only characters that overlapped were the dead woman and her son). Honestly. It seems that they wrote both The Grudge 2 and 3, and then turned them into one movie, running on top of each other. It was fucking terrible.
Fucking terrible.
Fucking terrible.
I wish the person who wrote it was here so I could hit them. Didn't they listen to their teachers at school when they told them that they wrote unoriginal trash?
It was horrible. Terrible. Trash. Shit. Fucking stupid and crap and shit and horrible and I can't express just how bad.
I haven't seen a movie this bad since, since, Click the Calendar Girl Killer. Honestly. It was that fucking bad. It was even worse to watch than Smokin Stogies. Because this cost maybe ten times as much to make.
Who approved this? Why, along the way of bringing this from script to film didn't someone say something? Something? Anything?
Why? WHY? WHY!?
Terrible.
Argh.
Don't ever see this movie.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

ACTUALLY you should watch this movie! It's terrible and everybody should understand just how terrible it is.

JadeMonkee said...

I take no responsibility for the pain that it causes.

Erin Delaney said...

was it so bad that it went all the way to good and back to bad again? i hate that. don't you hate pants?