Simple Weekend

Soooo the weekend...
I was meant to stay up at the Hunter this weekend to help clean it up. I was booked in for a hair cut on Fri, so went up with the Fam (minus Alex) on Thurs night. Was cool to have Pete (younger brother) come up.
Had my haircut on Fri - I was disappointed as it wasn't as short as I wanted, but it's grown on me since, and I think I like it now), and also got a message from Tristan hoping to do something that night. Later received one from Jon saying he was holding a BBQ/video night. Darn. I like those nights.
Turns out Peter was invited to go out that night, so would be heading down to Sydney... meaning I could get a lift. Sick. Sorry Mum, I'm off to Sydney!
So rocked up at Jon's about 7pm (apparently early), bringing that bottle of JB that Mark gave me for Christmas... don't like Bourbon that much.
Brendan, Leanne, Boggle and Tristan all arrived shortly after me, and we all started drinkin. We shortly lost interest in cooking on the BBQ, and ordered pizza instead. Then drank more.
I had brought down my car stereo (that I bought for my EH about 3 years ago and have not yet installed) for Tristan, and he installed that into his car (he lent his stereo to his girlfriend). I bought it second hand off of ebay, and hadn't yet tested if it worked, so I was stoked to find out it did. And that it looked good too.
Soooo we drank some more (I opened and stuck into my bourbon), and then Jon brought out the weed I gave him like 6 months ago. A good idea indeed.
Most everyone had left by then... it was just Boggle, Jon, Luke (Luke is Jon's brother), and I now. So we rolled a spliff and Jon and I shared it. I like getting stoned after a night on the turps. I think it's the very best time to do it. So we got the idea that heading to McDonalds would be a tip-top thing to do (see post below).
So we all clambered into Luke's car (he'd not had a thing to drink/smoke all night), and drove up to the 24hr McDonalds at Thornleigh (nearby). We arrived in bare feet (except Jon, who was wearing Ugg Boots), me also borrowing Jon's badged-up, stoner army jacket. We must have looked exceptional. We were also carrying beers. Or at least I was, I don't really remember...
So we ordered our food, and due to the new frsh-menu thingy, there was a wait. We all talked rather loudly while waiting for the food, and Luke pointed out my fucked up feet. I bent over to show him the scars around my nails, and forgot I was holding a beer and poured it all over the floor. It took me a moment to realise what was happening. We all burst into laughter (Jon and I especially). These people sitting at a table behind us (who had apparently been taking interest in us for some time) asked us rather loudly if we were stoned. I think Jon said "what?" and looked at them, and they went quiet. Then we all burst into laughter again. Hysterically. Our food arrived and we laughed as we ate it. Boggle threw his McChicken box at Jon, and left a nasty Mayonnaise stain on the seat. Of course we laughed at that too. We also took a photo. As we walked outside, the people that asked us our state of mind we in their car and saw us walking out. They asked us if they could buy some grass off of us (as a joke I think... I don't think it's a very clever one), and I told them that they had a cup on their roof (they did!) the driver sped off in order to knock it off. So I walked up and put my cup on their roof, and they drove off. This was hilarious I assure you.
We went back to Jon's and I think we watched a video. I don't remember.
Next day we got up late and cooked a BBQ breakfast at about 1:30pm. The lady that served us at Woolworths (we were buying bacon) thought we were something else for having breakfast so late.
Boggle, Jon, Luke and I bummed around (we were planning on going to that Viking Exhibition, but didn't have time). Luke had to go to work (he works at Dr What videos in Bondi), so we gave him a list of videos to bring home, including Cannibal! The Musical, Debbie Class of '88 (arguably the worlds funniest porno), Sharon's Sex Party (The porno that Mr. Bungle sampled)... I think that's it.
He couldn't find Sharon's Sex Party, but found Debbie (I've been looking for that since I lost it in year 10!) and Cannibal. Sick. He also brought home Sorority Babes in the Slimeball-o-rama (or something similar) which was a horror spoof. We watched Debbie first. The version we all saw in Year 10 was the X-rated version, this one was the R-Rated version and had some very funny editing in it... The running time was stated as 83 minutes, but the after-editing run time was actually on 43 minutes. It doesn't really matter though, we hired it for the dialogue, not the porn. No, seriously. Back in year 10 we used to fast-forward the porn because the dialogue was so funny.
Anyway. After that we watched the Sorority Babes movie. It was pretty funny. Not too bad, but I'll probably never bother watching it again.
We started watching Fire in the Sky but we were all buggered and gradually all went to bed. Me last. I turned off the movie just before it turned creepy. I probably should have just finished watching it, coz I finished watching it the next day and it was over very quickly and the mood was destroyed. Anyway.
Next day we watched Cannibal! The Musical (it's been far too long since we last watched that...). Boggle left after that.
Jon and I fucked around until his driving lesson, then I watched Family guy with Luke until Mum arrived and we headed home. Peter and Mum argued as always when he's tired (and he was very tired...), and I set up the new wireless router. Learnt some new stuff about WiFi...
Anyway. That was my weekend. Good. Cheap. Very enjoyable.

Listening to: Mr Bungle - Mr Bungle (album).