Friday, February 08, 2008

Funny Mistake

I accidentally picked up a hooker yesterday.
Driving home from work, I see a hitchhiker. Feeling generous, I pull over.
"Where you going?" I ask, innocently.
"Aw, I'm not really going anywhere," she says, "I'm more looking for work."
"Oh. I'm not really lookin for that."
She gets out of the car and says,
"Thanks for stopping. Noone's stopped for ages."
"Not a problem. Have a good day."
Awkward.
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2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hahahaha!!!! Kind hearted simon gets duped again!

Lilly said...

Teehee! So very bad...