Showing posts with label fart. Show all posts
Showing posts with label fart. Show all posts

Friday, July 06, 2007

Chilli Challenge II

So, disappointed with the results of the last Chilli Challenge, but impressed with the taste and size of the meal, Josh and I decided to to a Stagg Combo for lunch yesterday. I stuck with the tried and true Stagg Dynamite and 5-Bean-Mix Combo, but Josh decided to try Stagg with Baked Beans in Ham Sauce (it actually tasted pretty good, and I will have a go sometime soon).
I must say that the after effects were fantastic. Much above what we experienced after the first Chilli Challenge.
Fantastic.
I'm still under the influence.
Leanne loved it.

Tuesday, June 26, 2007

The Disappointing Chilli Challenge

Aw man.
Almost NO reaction from the chilli/bean combo.
I can't believe it.
Josh reported the same. I even had a few more beans with my dinner last night.
This isn't to say that I didn't fart, but just not that much more than usual.
And they weren't smelly (like last time I had Stagg).
I do have a fart in me right now though.
Still.
Wish it did more.

Monday, June 25, 2007

Chilli Challenge


Chilli Challenge
Originally uploaded by JadeMonkee.

For lunch today Josh and I decided to create our own Chilli Challenge.
We each bought a can of Stag Chilli, and we each bought a can of bean mix to throw in with it. Only, he bought Regular Stag, while I bought Dynamite Stag, he bought 4 bean mix, while I bought 5 bean mix (sounds like I have an inferiority complex).
Also, because of the recent lack of bowls at TC, and because of the size of our meal, we also stopped off at a Japanese Supermarket and bought some big Japanese bowls (they were 50% off). They're actually pretty nice... but I digress.
I suppose "challenge" isn't the best name, as the only challenge-like part was finishing it - and that wasn't hard anyway. It was done more as an experiment, but I liked the alliteration of "Chilli Challange."
So, what are we testing? Comparing to normal Stag, we will see:
How long it takes to react.
How much gas it generates.
How they smell.
How long the effect lasts.
What the reaction is of our respective spouses.
We will also compare reactions between each other.
So, it looks like it's gonna be a fun night tonight!
Woohoo!

Josh forwarded me this, which I thought was appropriate because of the subject matter and the blog:

An epistle by John Wilmot, Earl of Rochester:

Perhaps ill Verses, ought to be confined,
In mere good Breeding, like unsavory wind.
Were Reading forced, I should be apt to think
Men might no more write scurvily than stink.
But 'tis your choice, whether you'll read or no;
If likewise of your smelling it were so,
I'd Fart, just as I write, for my own ease,
Nor should you be concerned unless you please.

Thursday, June 21, 2007

The Farting Preacher | Clipaday

http://www.clipaday.com/videos/the-farting-preacher
Fart jokes never cease to amuse me.

On a more $erious (and $lightly $carier) $ubject, here is the Wikipedia article on that very mini$ter:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Tilton
Call 1 (800) 705-7000 now to make a vow.